So, Ryou, I saw that new guy your assistants have been whispering about your signing to the next show. He wanted to meet you in person but your secretary turned him down.


You really make stuff for guys that tall?

Okay, I passed out. I'm not terminally ill. I would like my normal workload back now please.

Kojirou

I bought you a cactus

I think it might be easier.

So uh

Kojirou


I think I killed your houseplants.

Fourth most handsome man in Asia? What, really?




shouldn't that be first?

I think I will buy a bottle of wine with it, thank you very much.

And I will send it to Kojirou as sadly I won't be able to attend his party on account of it being all the way across the world and tomorrow.

Did you guys see me on TV???

I sell hair gel like a champ.

Okay you bastards, I have some letters too. Now I've never been one to go skirting around behind closed doors like you interpersonal relationship inept clowns (I mean this in the most loving way possible so go ahead and pick your panties out of your respective cracks before you continue reading), so you can just have them right here:


Koji, since apparently you found the internet already,

I miss you too.

Teach me English when you get back. I'm too stupid to learn it on my own.


Kenya,

That movie the other night sucked. But now I have one for you. ♥


So are we done with these yet???

I'm going home for the week. I'll be back next Sunday.

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I made bentos for you guys. ♥ Though it's just rice and leftovers.

Though I guess for Zaizen lunch is more like breakfast on most days.

Umm tamagoyaki?

It's good to know that regardless of whatever problems or doubts I have at any given moment, whatever I am going through is nowhere near as monumental or as devastating as the possibility of her growing up to be an unmarried old biddy.

Gotta love older sisters for putting things into perspective. ♥

( Private )


Hope you two are okay with two very lovely young ladies joining us on moving day. I don't think they'll lift a finger as far as physical labor but they have said they will happily provide refreshments before running off to Shibuya 109 with my credit cards. :)

I guess.


( Private )

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Hey Ryou, you still have any of that wine? I know you're on a sunny streak right now but I got some misery that needs company.

ugghh allergy season

If you don't like it, leave.

( Kenya )

All right, I get that neither of you want to be with me enough to risk offending the other by saying so. Really, I get it. Just could you please not try to shove me off on each other where I can see it?

Christ. I'm not an object, guys, and I sure as hell don't want to spend time with either of you if all you're gonna do is ask me why I'm not with someone else.


So whatever. I'm going shopping.